The George W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The library will include the following:

-The Hurricane Katrina Room, the construction of which will be delayed and mismanaged.
-The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
-The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
-The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
-The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
-The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
-The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling.
-The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
-The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
-The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
-The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
-The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
-The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
-The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
-The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. W. himself will ride his bike over periodically to clear brush and look after the grounds.

I heard John McCain wants to build a library attached to the Presidential Library, using the same faulty plans and materials. Both buildings will be built on shaky foundations. The lobby of McCain's library will feature a full-sized statue of him wearing flip-flops.