Thursday, June 28, 2007

Missing Brains

The brains of these persons have officially been pronounced "missing":

Albert Einstein

John F. Kennedy

George W. Bush

Dick Cheney's brain, however, was still there when last checked, although it has been observed operating erratically as of late. On closer examination, doctors found that in Cheney's case, it's his heart that's the missing organ. Why do you think he needed so many heart operations?

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